lolllll... I'll Be There For You (Lyrics by David Crane, Marta Kauffman, Allee Willis, Phil Solem, and Danny Wilde; Music by Michael Skloff) So no one told you life was gonna be this wayY our job's a joke-You're broke-Your lovelife's D.O.A. It's like you're always stuck in second gear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year But I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU (WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO POUR) I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU (LIKE I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE) I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU ('CAUSE YOU'RE THERE FOR ME TOO) You're still in bed at ten, and work began at eight You've burned your breakfast-So far, things are goin' great Your mother warned you there'd be days like these But she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees that (CHORUS) No one could ever know me-No one could ever see me Seems you're the only one who knows, what it's like to be me Someone to face the day with-Make it through all the rest with Someone I'll always laugh with-Even at my worst I'm best with you It's like you're always stuck in second gear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year (CHORUS) I'll be there for youI'll be there for youI'll be there for you ('CAUSE YOU'RE THERE FOR ME TOO) I Want Hair Like You (by Grant Baciocco) Copyright 1996 Global Comedy Network Well, every Thursday night there is a show called Friends The way they look and act, it sets the latest trends So now I'm headed for the Barber's chair Cause if there's one thing that I like about those girls, it's their hair. I want hair like you(Don't wanna be a slob) I want hair like you(Just get that cute little bob) I want hair like you And you'll have hair like me too. Then shortly after Friends there is a doctor show And the young doctor never let's his hair grow. He's got a sixty dollar crew cut But I would pay twice that much if I could look like his elbow. I want hair like you (Cut it nice and short) I want hair like you(Like a sailor in a port) I want hair like you And you'll have hair like me too. No one could ever tell me,That I am too darn trendy. I like being lead by my nose,Do what tv tells me I go buy all the t-shirts And all of the soundtracks With all the bucks that I spendI am a executive’s dream...yeah Who cares if people just stop and stare? Well, They are all just jealous of my gorgeous head of hair. I want hair like you(Don't wanna be a slob) I want hair like you(Just get that cute little bob) I want hair like youAnd you'll have hair like me too. I want hair like you(Cut it nice and short)I want hair like you(Like a sailor in a port)I want hair like you And you'll have hair like me too....